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nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

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tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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New Mother: is it a boy or a girl?

Doctor: IT'S A SEA BASS

New Mother: NOT AGAIN

theoverworld:

Terrifying Sculptures by Mark Jenkins

Imagine walking around the corner and seeing one of these. American artist Mark Jenkins is fond of installing sculptures in public that hurtle you screaming into the uncanny valley.

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cosmo tip #703

expertcosmotips:

if you break up with him you’ll have more time to play animal crossing

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with father and boyfriend at family dinner

me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?

father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.

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howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

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